mostgay:

I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.

I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave. 

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

leonmcgann:

this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight

temp0es:

yukiko59:

temp0es:

i drew john with no glasses :o

Is that Dad Egbert ?.

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sonicyeti:

littlejayneycakes:

nerdycouture:

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN 

LAUGUHG

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adriofthedead:

catbountry:

SHIT, POOH.

SHIT.

roasted

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ezioauditoress:

im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this

justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino

bagginspotterkenobi:

someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”

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