Please pick only one post type!!

shermansgallifreyan:

I feel like Gravity Falls hasn’t seen the last of Gideon, if only because if he escapes from prison they get to use the headline “SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE”.

*Almost out of health*
Elizabeth: BOOKER CATCH
Booker: oh thank fucking god som- WHAT THE FU K ELIZABETH I DONT NEED ANYMORE AMMO

rainygalaxy18:

nothisisc8:

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

AND WE WERE GRATEFUL

elainevdw:

If my Mako driving prowess in Mass Effect is any indication… it’s a damn good thing I don’t work for NASA, or else Curiosity would be belly-up in a Martian ditch somewhere.

redandpurplemess whispered: If samus can wear booty shorts then I want everyone to have booty shorts Booty equality

dream-team-bros:

supersmashbrospics:

Kirby in booty shorts is literally just a pair of booty shorts.

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

robotverve:

shuffle-bot:

boltong:

littlefroggies:

Saw this at the store today.

mass effect 3 : shred it

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ROCK THE REAPERS

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DANANANANNAANNANA

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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