I feel like Gravity Falls hasn’t seen the last of Gideon, if only because if he escapes from prison they get to use the headline “SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE”.
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
If my Mako driving prowess in Mass Effect is any indication… it’s a damn good thing I don’t work for NASA, or else Curiosity would be belly-up in a Martian ditch somewhere.
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo