Kirby in booty shorts is literally just a pair of booty shorts.
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
i’m on to u
and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”
Daisy: Call me pretty one more time Dimwit!
Dewitt: last time I give you a complement!