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redandpurplemess whispered: If samus can wear booty shorts then I want everyone to have booty shorts Booty equality

dream-team-bros:

supersmashbrospics:

Kirby in booty shorts is literally just a pair of booty shorts.

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

robotverve:

shuffle-bot:

boltong:

littlefroggies:

Saw this at the store today.

mass effect 3 : shred it

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ROCK THE REAPERS

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DANANANANNAANNANA

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

sasuge:

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i’m on to u 

theladyelsa:

and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”

skyneverthelimit:

Daisy: Call me pretty one more time Dimwit!

Dewitt: last time I give you a complement!

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