Daisy: Call me pretty one more time Dimwit!
Dewitt: last time I give you a complement!
I hope you enjoyed that one time you insulted my favorite character because I’m going to hold it against you for the rest of our lives
Natasha is my hero.
me when garrus gets flanked by husks on a mission but he was flirting with tali back on the normandy when i was already in a romance with him
I’m jumping on the “Tulio and Miguel look like Loki and Thor” bandwagon really late, but I couldn’t help myself.
That horse is two seconds away from jumping ship.
i can’t get over 4chan/ trying to burn the homestuck fandom like ‘BASH THEIR SHIPS.’ like. just the very idea of that on the face of it is so ridiculous i can’t even. if you have ever spent a moment in your life in the homestuck fandom you would know how ridiculous and utterly pointless that is. it’s like throwing a bucket of water into the ocean. it’s like throwing a bucket of water into the ocean in an effort to drown the fish.
making my way downtown walking fast
like really fast
shit i passed downtown go back go back
you come into my house, to tell me to stop reblogging garrus vakarian,